zeldathemes
Get In Losers We're Gonna Boldly Go
I'm on hiatus for a bit however the blog is being updated via queue so all reblogged posts on here are that and some of the original posts. I will check for messages so if you want to talk to me you can still message this blog

madsdanishpastry:

when people insult lord of the rings in front of me

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nprfandom:

i would much rather be the “obnoxious feminist girl” than be complicit in my own dehumanization, thanks

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS ONE TIME AT A DEBATE TOURNAMENT MY FRIEND BUMPED INTO THIS GUY AND SAID SORRY AND HE WENT “THAT’S OKAY” AND STARTED BREAKDANCING

THE GUY WAS IN A SUIT IT WAS IMPRESSIVE

OH MY GOD AND THEN LATER I WAS OFFERING THE SAME FRIEND SOME FUNYUNS BUT THEY’D BEEN SITTING OUT SO SHE SAID “EW NO WHAT IF SOMEONE SPRINKLED COCAINE IN THEM” AND I SAID “YEAH BUT IT’S COCAINE IT’S LIKE CUPCAKES EVERYONE LIKES COCAINE” AND THE BREAKDANCING GUY HAPPENED TO BE NEAR ME AND HE YELLED “TRUUUUUUUUE”

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS ONE TIME AT A DEBATE TOURNAMENT MY FRIEND BUMPED INTO THIS GUY AND SAID SORRY AND HE WENT “THAT’S OKAY” AND STARTED BREAKDANCING

THE GUY WAS IN A SUIT IT WAS IMPRESSIVE

flatulenceontoast:

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

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"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

thatwetshirt:

biggest plot twist in cinematic history

ohmyimpossiblestars:

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

Please